Still Mentally Unhinged

Halburn’s Vendetta Against Nazarene Church Continues

On October 1, Mark Vance Halburn, in his continuing desperation to regain custody or even visitation of his estranged son, filed suit against a laundry list of defendants.  This time in Nicholas County.

Nicholas County Courthouse in Summersville

It all goes back to his attempt to visit his son at a church camp in Nicholas County in 2017. That didn’t work out so well for him and led to him being barred from seeing his son and eventually his arrest and jailing on a contempt of court charge.

It’s a rehash of all of the numerous other losing appeals he has filed since his divorce was final in 2013. And all of the items have been previously decided. Res judicata.
He’s just attempting to re-litigate the whole thing in a new venue.

This guy is living like a vagrant in South Carolina but he has the time to drive to Nicholas County and file this complaint. He’s got a lot of nerve filing this whacko lawsuit when he’s got a petit larceny charge in Dunbar hanging over him.
Oddly enough, the address he gave in the filing is in Dunbar. He hasn’t lived in West Virginia since January.

He names the usual gang of suspects, his second ex-wife, the judge in his never ending family court case, the guardian ad litem assigned to the son, officials of the WV Nazarene Church, the church itself and 100 unnamed individuals who Halburn imagines have wronged him.

And it looks like he’s representing himself again. A fool for a client.
Any Judge worth a grain of salt, will throw this case out on a motion to dismiss.

Lets get right to his complaint.

It’s a pretty bold legal move claiming a sitting family court Judge lied. That should gain major style points with fellow judges.
The judge and the guardian ad litem have immunity so any of that is a moot point.
He was also been ordered by Judge Keller not to discuss the case and not file anything without a lawyer. Not sure how this affects that.

You know it’s Halburn because there are words in all caps and lots of exclamation points scattered throughout the suit. Lawsuits filed in the Microsoft Word default font really mean business!
Plus he calls everyone names. Who does that in a legal filing but him?
How does that help if he ever wants to see his kid again?

Was the guy drunk when he drafted this?

He also must have just learned what the word triplicate means because he used it like 5 times.

Nazarene vendetta
Halburn’s vendetta against the Nazarene Church may have started with his hatred of Charleston pediatrician Joseph Matusic when they attempted to locate a daycare at Teays Valley Nazarene Church. It intensified when his second ex-wife wanted to send her son to the WV Nazarene Camp in Summersville.
Now, in his paranoid mind, church officials have conspired with the judge, his second ex-wife and various other unknown and unnamed individuals in order to deprive him of his parental rights.
Note to fatboy: Crazy people don’t get to keep or visit their kids.

Shiny Object
Then he serves up an affidavit from a guy at the Nicholas Health Department that he undoubtedly went and browbeat the guy into signing.

Halburn hangs his hat on the statement:

“I did not observe Mr. Halburn taking photographs of the building.”

He obviously stopped reading there.
Because the next sentence is the real payoff:

“However, I was not in the company of Mr. Halburn during the ten-minute inspection period, so I can attest to neither Mr. Halburn’s whereabouts or actions during that time.”

It’s like the fat bastard didn’t even read that sentence. Because of course he didn’t.
The last sentence basically negates the whole affidavit.
All Halburn sees is the guy saying he never entered the building. Shiny object.

He also demands that ownership of the Nazarene Camp must permanently be given to him and all expenses, operating costs, staff and manager costs, maintenance and mortgages related to the camp mus be paid by the Nazarene Church.

He’s also asking for the Court to grant him full custody of his son, which is something the Nicholas County Court has zero control over.  Plus , he wants his second ex-wife to pay HIM child support and repay the paltry amount ($177 per month) he has been forced by the court to contribute toward his son’s support.

Damages
Halburn demands that all parties must each be ordered to, immediately, pay $1 trillion in compensatory damages, $10 trillion in punitive damages and $1 trillion, trillion in damages for violating his civil rights.

This is not enough for Halburn.

And if that’s not enough, the greedy bastard demands that Judge Keller pay triple that!

He’s also asking for Keller to be permanently imprisoned.
This is comedy of the highest grade. This guy takes the cake, hands down.

Dead mother
Halburn has said and done a lot of crazy things.
But the craziest is his ongoing demand that the court revive the cremated corpse of his mother almost six years after her death.

Halburn’s mom was not available for comment.

And now he’s brought it up again.

“Therefore, this court must order D…, Mike Kelly and Patricia Keller to put Mark and (the son) on a charter jet, immediately, upon receipt of this filing, for a final visit. Whatever extraordinary means that Martin, Kelly and Keller must undertake to make Nancy Halburn available for the final visit are the problems of Martin, Kelly and Keller and must be paid for at their expense!”

Hmmm. Yeah. Not crazy at all. Not. At. All.

The parties who are named have 20 days after service to respond, assuming he’s served anyone with the complaint.  A real lawyer uses a process server, but he doesn’t have the money.  In the past he’s gotten his drunk, child beating buddy or his child molesting pal to do it.

Someone should move for sanctions for even having to respond to his nonsense. In some situations if a party is penniless, or if they frequently file frivolous suits, those sanctions can mean jail time.

It’ll be fun to see what happens, especially what the family court judge (who has 100% immunity) does. This guy’s never going to see his kid again.
Keller could very well throw him back in jail again for filing this without a lawyer. Especially since it’s things that she’s already ruled on.
Our understanding is the clock starts over again on the 18 months visitation ban with his son if he violates her order.

This lawsuit just demonstrates that he is the most deranged he’s ever been.  At this point, it’s literally just him using all caps, calling names, and asking for a million trillion dollars because of a personal vendetta with the Nazarene Church.

Halburn has never been self aware but this time it’s just too much. He’s too blind to realize this is doing to do big time damage to him ever seeing his kid again.

He is his own worst enemy. And he can’t see that.
The weekly counseling he was ordered to get for the Matusic case doesn’t seem to be helping.

PutnamLIES.com will have more on this story as it develops.

Read the whole complaint here:

https://www.slideshare.net/PutnamReporter/nazarene-camp-lawsuit-128410223

Related Story:

https://wvrecord.com/stories/511599789-putnam-county-news-owner-sues-church-of-the-nazarene-for-damages

Citizen’s Arrest!

Pussy Mark Vance Halburn talks big but doesn’t have the sack to back up his lippy rhetoric.
Seems he’s aligned himself with a bunch of fringe groups consisting of paranoid losers, malcontents, and disgruntled unfit parents who claim to be out to “reform the system.” Many of these are borderline sovereign citizen types.

The latest whackadoo he’s latched onto for his crusade is a woman kidnapper who started a “group,”of “advocates”,  called the “National Coalition Family Court & CPS Reform”, which seems to consist of 8-10 fringe nutjobs from each state.

She has declared January 3, 2018 as “National Citizens Arrest Day” where she and her gang of Gomers plan to go after judges, CPS workers and others involved with the family court system and place them under citizen’s arrest. She’s having her minions post names and photos of judges and other court workers on her Facebook page. Some of the posts appear to come real close to making terroristic threats.
It’s odd though that Mr. Court Reform hasn’t posted the names of any of his persecutors on her list.

This is a guy who for months has been going on the worst produced and engineered internet radio talkshow in existence, beating his gums about judges and how he’s going to show up at events to ask “the hard questions” to judicial candidates and bad mouthing every person associated with his never ending family court case. And showing up at a seedy hotel room in Parkersburg to appear on the above woman’s vanity video project in order to verbally bully and threaten the current judge and guardian ad litem who are overseeing his case. Tough guy talked about how he’s going to put all sorts of stuff about the judge on the internet. He’s swinging his dick around looking into the camera saying things like, “I’m coming for you Judge Keller” and then … he has it pulled off within hours after it appears.
Because at the end of the day, Crisco, you know you can’t do shit.

I’m coming for you Judge Keller.

Last night on his Facebook page he tried to whip his crowd of flying monkeys into a froth by announcing the event. Most didn’t seem to be taken with the idea.

“Gee, what could possibly go wrong?”
“Insane”
“Attempting a citizens arrest of a judge could get someone killed.”
“There is no way this citizens arrest thing could possibly end in a positive way”
“It’s got a nonsensical sovereign citizen hype vibe to me.”
“Don’t sound like the best idea.
“I think anyone that participates in this is off their rocker, and will more then likely end up in jail themselves.”
“Or a psych facility… This is all bad…”

And of course Halburn trots out his standard non-denial denial. “I didn’t say I was participating… Only reporting…”
Right.
“I didn’t say he was on crack, I just asked the question.”
If the response had been, “This is awesome, you’re a hero, you go” he would have been all about it.
And he may still be.
His angle will probably be, “I’m a reporter. I’m just here covering the event.”
Ask that other reporter who showed his ass at the Capitol earlier this year how that worked out for him.

Why his lack of participation?
Fear of jail. He’s scared shitless of getting locked up again.
All talk, no action.

UPDATE: So now the flip flops have started with these assclowns. The furious backpedaling began shortly after we posted this story. The explanation now is they didn’t  mean go out and actually arrest anybody.  “That comes later,” their crazed leader tells her drooling audience.
Even though Halburn, a so-called “team member” wrote on his hate blog that the group “is collecting names of CPS and Family Court officials and judges and plans to place them in silver bracelets because of their misconduct.
PutnumCountyNews.com plans to cover the local arrests and bring you photographs.”

Now they say they mean arresting the nation by not buying anything. The sheep have been instructed not to buy gas, coffee, cigarettes, beer, groceries, meth, crack, anything. Don’t go to work, banks, the post office . Don’t use electricity, phones or internet. They actually think Walmart is going to close that day. They think they’re going to shut down the country.

We have news for these losers. What  their “arrest” calls for is the lackeys swearing off using or buying things for a day. All that does is shift their purchases by a couple of days at most. Because the “arrest” doesn’t call on consumers to make a sacrifice by actually giving up something, the threat it poses is a hollow one.
Not buying things on a designated day might make people feel  better by providing them a chance to vent their anger at “the man”, but the action isn’t going to have any real impact on anything.

Those who really want to send a “message” to “the man” should try not buying anything for several months in a row. See how dedicated they are to the cause then.
The effect of a couple thousand disaffected parents not buying anything for a day will make absolutely no difference to the economy or the courts. There’s not a court in the land that is going to take notice of this buffoonery, much less change anything about the way they operate because a bunch of gullible Gomers didn’t buy coffee & smokes for a day.

So the story is now “arrest” =  don’t buy anything.
What it really means is “this effort” = bullshit.

546 Days

In addition to the ongoing restraining order that has forbidden Mark Vance Halburn from seeing his son since June, he received more bad news on Friday.

The judge in his never-ending family court case, Cabell County Family Court Judge Patricia Keller, has issued an order that bars Halburn from seeing his son for an additional 18 MONTHS!
In addition, he must post a $4000 bond if he wants to appeal the order.

Looks like he’ll have to find another prop to use instead of his kid for his upcoming nuptials to Barbara.

If Halburn keeps this shit up, the next time he gets his picture taken with his son, it will look like this.

You’re NEVER going to see that boy again, Halburn.

Summer Camp Follies

Halburn’s Harassment Goes Too Far
Loses Visitation With Son

So, what’s Mark Vance Halburn’s vendetta against the Nazarene Church all about?

Here’s a partial explanation.

West Virginia Nazarene Camp in Summersville

Law enforcement sources tell PutnamLIES.com that Halburn’s son attended a church camp in Summersville run by the Nazarene Church last June.
Shortly before the camp got underway, Halburn found out the boy would be attending camp there, and began harassing the camp operators relentlessly.
He started publicly on May 27 by asking on his Facebook page: “FB friends: Would you allow your child to attend a church camp, in less than a month, that was cited for 15 violations, by its county health department, a few days ago?”
Nice overuse of commas, by the way, from a so-called professional writer.

He wasn’t worried about the condition of the camp or concerned for the campers. It was just another one of his attempts to harass, abuse, control, and punish his second ex-wife by preventing his son from attending that camp.

He complained non-stop that the camp had health code violations. He actually went to the camp on June 2 and met with an inspector for the Nicholas County Health Department there.

Were there violations? Yes. Minor violations like peeling paint, burned out light bulbs, and missing mulch on the playground. The inspection was made a month BEFORE THE CAMP EVEN OPENED and all violations were corrected before it opened.
It’s a CHURCH CAMP, not a Hilton resort.

On June 15, a hearing was held in Cabell County and over Halburn’s objections, the mother was granted the right to send the boy to camp.
Once the camp started, the harassment increased.
Halburn inundated the camp director with texts.
The director finally texted Halburn telling him he was not allowed on camp grounds.
But on Wednesday, June 21, Halburn returned to the camp anyway. At that point, HE called the Sheriff’s Department and demanded they help him get to the boy.
When they arrived, they escorted him onto the camp grounds. Because the police brought him onto property, he was not trespassing.
Halburn’s plans were unknown.   What did exactly he want? To see the boy? To talk to him? To kidnap him? It was unclear.

Think of how embarrassing it would be for a 9 year old to have his 400 pound, sweating bully of a dad barge into his camp with a police escort demanding to see you where you’re with other kids. This poor little boy will have to live with this for the rest of his life.
Despite his efforts, Halburn was not allowed to see the boy and was was escorted off the property.

Shortly thereafter, a protective order was issued in Cabell County.
The kicker here?

It wasn’t the Nazarene Church that got the order.

The DVP was issued to the mother on behalf of the son.
It states Halburn cannot directly or indirectly contact his second ex-wife or the boy.
It has since been extended.
The Dad of the Year has not seen the boy since late June.

However, Halburn has had it in for the Nazarene Church for much longer. It could be connected to his obsession with Dr. Joe Matusic and his family as well.

Dr. Matusic tells that part of the story:
“My ex-wife’s Winfield Daycare was scheduled to move into the Teays Valley Nazarene Church on Teays Valley road in August of 2013. Mr. Halburn’s child was still enrolled at the daycare. When Mr. Halburn found out where we were moving, he called many of the church board’s members and threatened to sue them if they allowed our daycare to move to their church. The church board then terminated our lease, effectively closing that daycare.”

Halburn even posted video of him going to that church to harass them about it.

Three months later Halburn attempted an explanation for his actions concerning the camp .

“I run a news site. I do kitchen inspections. I did one on a Nazarene camp where they sent my son.
I’ve done it on many camps and 280 locations I’ve done kitchen inspections on. The health department does them. I just report the facts.

The camp had 15 violations which is about 3 times what other camps have had. And I met with a health department administrator by appointment, Next thing I know they’re falsely accusing me of taking pictures of the girl’s dorm.
One, I didn’t take pictures. two, I (unintelligble). and three, there were no girls because the camp wasn’t even in session for two and a half weeks later. But yet they went ahead and lied and said that I did that. We have an affidavit from the health department administrator saying I didn’t take pictures. None of this matters to the court. All they say is well you can’t see your son.”

Except Halburn DID take pictures at the Camp on his June 2 visit.

One of the pictures of the camp Halburn claims he didn’t take.

Oddly enough, Halburn NEVER previously reported about any camp inspections until AFTER his vendetta against the Nazarene Camp began.

What kind of asshole harasses a church and its leadership ?
It’s not their fault this godless heathen’s obsession with his blog, his vendettas against virtually everyone, and his abuse of his second ex-wife destroyed his marriage.
It’s not their fault that he had almost no visitation and now has NO visitation.
That’s ALL on him and his aberrant behavior.

It’s your fault Halburn. All of it.
You walked away from your family through your actions and bad decisions.
How’s that crusading journalist bullshit working out for you now?

Dear Abby

Good advice for anyone with a child whose Daddy is facing jail time.

Mark Vance Halburn has two charges hanging over his head.
His 2016 arrest for harassment at WCHS Radio still is pending along with his latest arrest for stalking Dr. Joseph Matusic and his family.
He could get some jail time on both of those charges.

A Thanksgiving Buffet

 

 PutnamLIES.com’s food critic writes,
“We went to Golden Corral today for dinner and who else was there was big, fat-ass Mark Halburn with his son. Even on Thanksgiving he had that damn headset on and seemed to be doing nothing but eating and talking on the phone while paying little attention to the kid.”

We’re sure the experience will somehow be terrible enough to him to harass them for free gift cards.

We are also curious who the fuck he talks to on the phone so much when his family doesn’t even talk to him.

Pawn

What kind of father agrees for his sick son to skip his visitation and stay home instead of going with him and then threatens to file an emergency contempt motion against the mother?

Mark Halburn

His son is nothing more than a pawn to him.
He doesn’t love the boy, he loves using him and the legal system to harass his second ex-wife.

Hey, it’s Father’s Day

PutnamLIES.com has a little song for Mark Halburn.
How’s it feel for another man to be raising your “son”, fatass?
At least he’s a man the boy can look up to instead of one to be embarrassed about.

The Crazy Wall

Halburn is OBSESSED with getting his kid’s picture taken. He gets his picture taken constantly.

Halburn lives in a tiny, one bedroom garage apartment in Dunbar. Virtually every single inch of wall space is covered with pictures of the boy. It’s a creepy shrine. There can’t be an inch of wall space without a picture. It’s not that big.

He takes the kid and has his Portrait made for every single birthday, Valentines Day, Easter, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, school, soccer, basketball, the list goes on and on.

You know when the police go to a serial killer’s home and his walls are covered with his victims’ pictures?  It’s like that. 

And these aren’t pictures most people have in their houses. 4x6s, 8x10s. No. That’s not good enough for MARK FUCKING HALBURN. 

These are 10x13s, 16x20s. Huge prints, almost poster sized. And all framed.
All this from a guy who makes less than minimum wage and had his child support payment cut at least three times.

And he’s been banned from almost every photo studio in town.

Sears

Target

LifeTouch

Portrait Innovations

He goes in and immediately starts complaining.

He had to wait. They couldn’t accommodate his special requests. The photographer wouldn’t do what he wanted. Other patrons and their kids are annoying.

Harassing employees. Calling names. Throwing things. Reshoots. And all with a coupon. And he still complains about the results.

Which results many of the times in comped pictures.

He bitches enough and they just give it to him.

At one point he even borrowed a prop from another photographer and took it to Target for them to use. That takes a lot of nerve.

As the kid gets older he looks more & more uncomfortable in these photos.  What used to be smiles have turned to grimaces. That kid has to have some emotional problems from this stuff.

He whines:
“At Target Portrait Studio having the boy’s annual Father’s Day portrait shot. There are children (REPEATEDLY) whining “mommy” and “daddy” to parents who are 1) Ignoring them. 2) Failing to tell their lovelies to “QUIET!” Then there are the middle school and elementary school sisters who are LITERALLY slapping each other around while their “dad” ignores them. Makes me grateful that 1) I would NEVER ignore the boy this way. 2) He KNOWS not to whine. 3) He is an ONLY child! ROFL!!! (It could be worse-BROTHERS draw blood!) Next, I will go to the pain killer aisle and buy a HUGE bottle of Excedrine Maximum Strength!”

1). You would NEVER ignore the boy this way? Not unless you were writing an article for your blog or posting on Facebook or attacking someone on Topix or digging through the trash for bottle caps.

2). Only daddy is allowed to whine.

Thrown Out of Target – Harass more. Behave Less

Mark Halburn and his 8 year old son were thrown out of an area Target a few weeks ago.
Seems the corpulent complainer spotted  WV Supreme Court Justice Allen Loughry, couldn’t control himself and began verbally attacking the jurist, so he and his son were escorted out of the store.

WV Supreme Court Justice Allen Loughry

Halburn describes what he imagined happened,

“Target allowed Lunatic Supreme Court Justice Allen Loughry to yell at my son when I told him to stay away from Loughry.
I spoke to my son – not the justice. The justice started screaming at us and even tried to intimidate Target’s staff by whipping out a badge. I told the justice to leave us alone and immediately took my son away from the hothead justice and went shopping in the rear of the store. The justice continued to get in our face and continued to intimidate their staff. I asked to speak to the assistant manager about the issue and we went outside to avoid the screaming justice. I have, since, been back in the store, to shop.”

A few days later he continued with his lies.

“An out-of-control Target customer and management’s failure to properly deal with said customer now has (his second ex-wife) distorting the incident in a court document. When I spoke to the store GM, he was rude. He refuses to let me talk to his district manager (obvious damage control!). I am referred to Guest Relations where I repeatedly am connected to an (apparent) overseas call center where the CSRs overwhelm me with their heavy accents.” 

Of course, his story is complete self-serving bullshit, as usual.

He also says Target apologized to him.
Businesses don’t apologize when they throw a disruptive customer out.

 
PutnamLIES.com has found what really happened.

When Halburn saw the justice, he started making snide remarks in a very loud voice to the kid, calling the Justice an “unethical politician” among other names, while following Loughry through the store, causing a scene.  
The entire Target store heard him because that was his intention. He knows better than to just outright attack the guy, so he used the kid. Why not just take the boy and WALK AWAY???

This is exactly the type of behavior the WV Supreme Court wrote about when they said, ” Halburn will create conflict with third parties which might scare or alarm or traumatize [the child] or place the young child in reasonable apprehension of bodily harm caused by others, or, if  Halburn is arrested yet again, might result in the child being placed in the temporary care of unknown private or public third parties until [the child’s mother] can retrieve him.”

This is why you’ll never have custody of your son, Halburn.