From me and the woman who supports me.
Happy Thanksgiving from our shack to your’n.
You’d better save me a drumstick, if you know what’s good for you bitch!
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From me and the woman who supports me.
Happy Thanksgiving from our shack to your’n.
You’d better save me a drumstick, if you know what’s good for you bitch!
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More Fun With Freecycle
Before leaving town, that cheap bastard Halburn couldn’t help but beg for something for free on his favorite hillbilly giveaway site, Freecycle.
This time it was a computer for his whacked out old man.
Get a load of this:
“My senior citizen father, who lives on the west coast, could use a working notebook computer with wifi to send email, Facebook, etc. At 76, he finally has the desire to join “the computer age.” This doesn’t have to have a huge hard drive, lots of RAM, etc. Just something so that he can get online. Can you please help?”
Jeezus, you fat fuck. You don’t want much do you?
You fly all the way across the country and you can’t get him one yourself?
You’re making all that money with that lucrative internet advertising shopper, you’re getting rich selling that Woodmen of The World insurance and substitute teaching but you’re too cheap to buy your dear old demented dad a lousy computer?
Some son you are.
We’re pretty sure they sell computers in California. Although with freeloaders like you there Halburn, it’s no wonder that the Golden State has become the Welfare State.
You sure it’s not for you so you wouldn’t have to lug your own porn laden “notebook computer” across state lines?
You would have wrapped it up and given it to him like you bought it too, wouldn’t you crisco?
Now we see why tigers eat their young.
But we guess giving him a computer beats him driving around killing people.
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I’m so excited! Someone gave me a makeover for my birthday present before my big trip. I feel so pretty!
Things are really happening for her. Soon she’ll be at the top of the pyramid and I’ll be cruising around town in a pink Cadillac!
The Trash Bloggers Alliance even sent me this swell cake.
Many thanks, guys!
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Fat Boy to Make Trans-Continental Flight
TSA intelligence sources have notified PutnamLIES.com’s travel desk that Halburn is flying to California tomorrow to surprise his mom and dad on their 50th wedding anniversary at the nursing home where he abandoned them. The surprise will be that he now drools as much as they do, if they even recognize him at all.
After arriving on his birthday, the 17th, he plans to eat all the cake at the party on the 19th. Unfortunately, he will fly home a few days later.
Due to his domestic terrorist status, PutnamLIES.com hopes he gets the full monty search they’re giving out at airports and we pity the poor TSA officer that has to give it to him.
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You showed me up to be a fool.
You really took my ass to school.
I have a really shitty life
When my sole support’s my wife.
Happy Birthday to a guy that’s been making my life hell.
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LEGAL NEWS
SORSAIA SLAMS PUTNUMLIVE.COM PUBLISHER
Correctly Calls Publisher “Alleged Journalist”
Halburn Whines
Halburn gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar once again and once again it’s some else’s fault.
This time it’s Putnam County Prosecutor Mark Sorsaia.
It’s always someone else’s fault with this fat fuck.
“I do not believe that Mr. Halburn at PutnumLive is a legitimate media source,” Sorsaia said in the November 1st memo.
You’ve got that right, Mr. Prosecutor. Nobody does.
Halburn whines that Sorsaia never contacted him about the call from the secretary of State’s office.
A prosecutor doesn’t phone a suspect to get his side of the story.
No clarification is needed. The memo speaks for itself.
As far as we know, Halburn has never taken a law course or worked for a legal firm. He also never went to journalism school. While he is not even qualified to be a journalist, he is certainly not qualified to argue the law. We are not sure why Halburn apparently thinks he is an expert about law. In journalism school, reporters are taught to interview all of the key people involved in a situation to get the complete story. They are also taught to report fairly and without bias. Halburn does neither of these.
Halburn also says that PutnumLive.com would never photograph an unwilling subject.
Related article:
Authorities Fear Halburn May Attempt To Disrupt Election!
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Big Ass Needs Lots Of Toilet Paper
Halburn claims he doesn’t shop at Walmart. We all know better. Well, one of our intrepid reporters shows you the proof.
Convenience triumphs over principles with him. He has no principles anyway, except what benefits him.
Obviously what benefits his sandal wearing fat ass tonight is 12 rolls of toilet paper. How much fucking toilet paper do you need?
Plus, Mr Environmental Awareness probably drove the 200 yards to get to the store.
We’re watching you Halburn. 24/7.
The all seeing eye never blinks.
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DOMESTIC TERRORISTS SHOULD
BE DEALT WITH HARSHLY!
PutnamLIES.com’s election coverage team has been informed that the Secretary of State’s office warned Putnam County officials that Mark Halburn may attempt to create a scene and try to disrupt today’s general election.
Click to enlarge the images.
If readers spot Halburn at any polling places or government offices they are invited to take HIS picture and send it to us.
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