I Don’t need Your Rocking Chair

Fats Now Living In One Room

Mark Halburn is at it again. Demanding that he BE SERVICED!

On a Friday evening.

At 7:00 PM.

“Thank you, Fedex, for delivering my recliner, damaged, sideways, and in the rain, then REFUSING to replace it and referring me to the place where I bought it who DIDN’T deliver it DAMAGED, SIDEWAYS and IN THE RAIN!!! Fedex=Failure!”

What a psycho.

“Your driver is LATE!!!!”

It was left at his front door 8:24am

Then at 10:23pm he rants, “Now Fedex wants to wait until MONDAY to pick it up! ????”

It came from Walmart.

When asked why FedEx should replace a damaged recliner, Halburn replied, “Because Fed Ex delivered it, damaged, on its side, when the box was labeled to have a different side up. You’re obviously stupid enough to deliver for Fedex!”

First of all how was it damaged?
The box got wet?
Turned sideways?
What the hell kind of recliner fits in a 31x30x27 box?
Given its size and it being in a box, I don’t see why being sideways was so bad. What difference does it make how the box was sitting?

Here’s a solution. Turn it right side up, jackhole.

What difference does it make? You still have to put  the fucker together.

But it was damaged and in the rain!

Halburn’s chair

Now let’s look at that delivery address.

525 Lex Dr, Charlotte NC

Looks like that fat bastard is living in one room of that.

This is in the University City area of Charlotte.

One bedroom. Common living room, kitchen and a shared bathroom.

He’s living in ONE room of this townhouse.

How’d you like to be a student living with him?
Especially tonight, during this pants shitting rage over a recliner delivered sideways.

If he’s in my place, this is all going up on FB Live.
EVERY. SINGLE. MINUTE.
This is a pretty clear indicator that his sugar mama, Barbara, has kicked him to the curb.

Halburn Douches It Up At The Doctor’s

His price? ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

PutnamLIES.com’s medical correspondent was out and about yesterday.

Seems her little girl was sick so a visit to the doctor was in order. While she was there an interesting patient came in.

That’s right, Mark Halburn and his son.

Halburn had called in to make an appointment for the boy and was told that he could walk in and they would try to fit him in. Apparently they weren’t moving fast enough for him so he got all huffy and demanded a 1 million dollar fee for wasting his time.

What you can’t see in this video are his ever present sandals.
You can however, see his daytimer or manpurse or whatever it is that he has clutched in his pudgy little hand as he waddles out the door. Seriously, why does an unemployed sociopath need a schedule book? To keep track of the things he doesn’t have to do? Or to keep track of the people he needs to harass?

Typical Hallburn though. He has no appointment, they try to work him in and he shits on them for trying to help.

Dr Evil? More like Ungrateful Fat Bastard.

We’re watching you, motherfucker. The all seeing eye never blinks.

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The Entitleist is at it again.

Hallburn just got a new old 20 inch TV off of Freecycle.

Wow! A 20 inch TV. We hope he goes blind watching it.
I had a 20 inch TV once. IN 1980!

But after he got it home he found out now he needs a digital converter box for it.
No problem for Lil’ Marky. Back to Freecycle:

Have you no shame? You’re a greedy fucking piece of shit.
Why don’t you just call the cable company and get one? They give them away right and left.

Oh that’s right, you don’t have a cable company. You sure showed them when you switched to Dish Network. I’m sure they miss you calling and harassing their employees.
How’s that deal working out for you? TVs still go out every time the wind blows or it rains?
Too bad Fibernet doesn’t have cable, huh Fatboy?

Why didn’t you make up a sob story like “My daughter was stillborn and I have to watch 9 TVs to make me feel better and I can’t get Extreme Makeover on this new old 20 incher.” You’re slipping.
At least tell the truth.

You fit in perfect on that site though. It’s like a rummage sale in a trailer park.

You’re fucking pathetic, Hallburn.