Mark Vance Halburn Wanted By Dunbar PD

Allegedly Stole Cans From Recycling Center

An ex-Putnam County man is on the run waddle and the Dunbar Police Department is asking for your help to put him back behind bars.

Mark Vance Halburn

Halburn is accused of stealing numerous bags of aluminum cans from the city’s recycling center on Charles Avenue in Dunbar and then fleeing.

Dunbar City Garage and Recycling Center

On Friday, December 22, 2017, Lt. Michael Lester of the Dunbar Police Department was dispatched to the Dunbar City Garage in reference to a larceny. Upon his arrival, he spoke with a city employee who advised the officer of an issue they were having with Mark Halburn stealing recycled cans. The worker stated that he witnessed Mr. Halburn remove cans from the recycle bins,  place them in his vehicle and then leave.

After that incident,  the worker stated that he set up a video camera by the recycling bin. The video showed Halburn returning in his his vehicle, a silver 2001 Buick LeSabre, WV license 4VV 367. He then exited his vehicle and placed at least three more bags of cans into the vehicle and drove off. This was all viewed by the officer who then swore out a warrant against Halburn.

A warrant was issued for the following charge:

§61-3-13-b Petit Larceny

Halburn is currently on probation for a stalking conviction in Putnam County.

If you see Halburn, do not approach him. Instead, immediately telephone 911. You can also call the Dunbar Police Department at 304-766-0204.

CashIn Recyclables pays $0.50/lb for aluminum cans. A full trash bag weighs about 5 pounds.

Halburn committed this crime for less than $25.
If this fucker worked half as hard at a real job as he does trying to scam money, he’d be rich.

This will definitely violate his probation in Putnam County. Should be interesting to see how he tries to spin this shit.
Between this, him begging for money on GoFundMe, and moving in with his girlfriend sugar mama and her parents, Halburn has hit rock bottom now.

Halburn Pussies Out

Convicted Stalker Gets Temporary Reprieve

Scared shitless and desperate to do anything to delay going to jail, Mark Vance Halburn has managed to get his sentencing, scheduled for tomorrow, delayed. Supposedly because of a “family medical issue”. Which is bullshit because Halburn has no family in the entire state.
He’s talking about Barbara, the woman who he’s currently leeching off of. They’re not married, so she’s not family.  Shacked up sugar mamas don’t count in the eyes of the law.
Legally she’s an just another unrelated person. It’s like “My neighbor is having surgery.”
Too bad.
Appointments like this aren’t just scheduled yesterday. Those are typically made weeks or months in advance.
So why didn’t he mention it three weeks ago when he was found guilty? They had to adjust for everyone else when they set the date. It’s bullshit.
Whatever evidence he may have provided to prove the illness was probably fabricated. It wouldn’t be the first time he’s done it.

She’s not sick or he’d be looking for sympathy on Facebook from his audience of flying monkeys, sycophants, and fellow disaffected dads. The last time she had an “episode”  it was all he talked about.  Endless updates about her condition, tests, prayer requests, etc.. The past several days? Crickets.

All this does is delay the inevitable.  You’re going to jail, Halburn, Delaying it isn’t going to make the sentence any shorter. This isn’t going away. You can’t run and you can’t hide.

No word when the sentencing will be rescheduled. He will have to wait until after he’s sentenced if he wants to appeal

Substantial Penalty For Early Withdrawal

Last weekend PutnamLIES.com saw several postings on the internet trailer park, Topix, all having to do with Mark Halburn and City National Bank.

Here’s one of them:
“Hey Halburn, why did City National cancel all of your bank accounts? Were you overdrafting too much? Did it hurt your feelings when they laughed at you when you said you were getting an attorney? They know you can’t afford an attorney and they know that no attorney would take your case even if you could. It’s not worth it. So you are in your mid 50’s and not only do you not have a retirement but you also do not have a checking account.
Yeah you are a great example for the kid. I guess Donnie can show him how to open a savings account.”

Those posts were pretty much proven to be true today when Halburn went to the City National Bank branch on Poplar Fork in Teays Valley and started raising hell and screaming at the employees. So much so that they hit the hold up alarm. Halburn was still there when the Putnam County deputies arrived and he was told in no uncertain terms not to come back or he would be arrested for trespassing.

Guess that failing hate blog and his sub-minimum wage income aren’t working out too well for him.

Halburn Planning Name Change For His Hate Blog

Blobby Blogger Gets Scooped On Own Announcement

In a desperate attempt to remain relevant and run away from his toxic brand, Mark Halburn will be changing the name and domain of his blog. The new name will be Putnam County News and Putnumcountynews. com will be the new URL. The site was registered on December 27, 2015. It’s unsure when the changeover will actually take place.
He doesn’t seen to understand that changing the name is not going to make people forget. His past is not going to be erased that easily.

One of the reasons for the change? He now gets to use News in the name. So now he can harass people under a new name and continue to insist “IT’S NOT A BLOG!”

The other reason? Through our efforts, his blog and its name were so damaged, so poisoned, so associated with his harassing, bullying tactics that he was forced to change the name.
And in typical style he made a new shitty logo with some copied clipart. Appropriate that he chose his notebook computer as one of the pieces of clipart..

PutnamLIES.com just scooped him on his own announcement. News leader my ass.

Same old shit, new name.
You can’t polish a turd. All you can do is put a bow on it.

As we always said, we would be here one day longer than putnumlive. com, and that pledge has been fulfilled.
The same thing applies to his new name. One day longer.

“I Lived With A Child Molester”

Mark Vance Halburn Posts Shocking Confession

Every time you think Mark Halburn couldn’t do anything more outrageous, he goes and proves everyone wrong.

Wednesday night Halburn posted the following on his Facebook page:

 

Roomies

Wow! What a swell bunch of fellows!
Bob Harper is a convicted child molester.

I think this question has been asked before, but what was he thinking?

Very little Halburn does surprises me, but this shocks the fuck out of me.
Just how goddamn dumb are you, Meathead? Your job as a substitute teacher requires you to be around kids, yet you post on Facebook that two child predators are great guys?
How the hell can Kanawha County Schools continue to justify this?
You’re trying to get custody of your son? No court is going to award you anything with the friends you hang around with.

I don’t know if his second ex-wife has seen this, but she needs to.

I wouldn’t let my kid anywhere near this so called Dad.

A mistake is rear-ending a car. Or running a red light.
A mistake is not the willful disregard of a court order to pay child support and molesting the daughter of a family friend. A mistake is not when someone is almost $50,000 in arrears in his child support. Hope he’s not going to make a mistake and stick Jake with the hospital bill.

Also, being a retard with a YouTube account isn’t a contribution to society.
Though isn’t it interesting Troy has lived there too?
Apparently, all of them are down with molestation. CPS probably didn’t know that about the “Putnam Abuser.”

It makes total sense now why he told the court he “couldn’t remember the address” where he was staying. If Bob Harper is someone to be so proud of, why hide that fact?
He sounds like a regular church going Boy Scout from Halburn’s post.

We definitely need more people with the consciences of a petulant child abuser and an angry, deadbeat molester. Good call, Crisco.
Halburn should have saved the court time and just walked down there and handed that to them and said, “No interest in parental rights. Many thanks!”

No, he tells us, the problem is the child beater and the peg-leg kiddie toucher are just misunderstood.

Falsely accused.
They didn’t really do those things … The court is smearing them.

You know who else got a bad rap? Jerry Sandusky.
He was smeared too.
Just helping those boys to get clean. I know it looked bad but…

That’s exactly what he is saying here.

Good luck in that custody battle, Fatsack.
Enjoy your supervised visits.

UPDATE: On Sunday evening Halburn posted the following, trying to cover his tracks:

One of the posts he deleted was the first one above.

Seriously? A hacker? It was you Fatboy. Nobody hacked your page.
Do you seriously expect anyone to believe that posting sat on your Facebook page since Wednesday night and you didn’t notice until Sunday? You only update your status about every couple hours. Liar, liar, big ass pants on fire.

Here’s what happened. He started getting tons of heat about his association with a child molester and child abuser. He’s desperate to save his substitute job. He’s in full on survival mode now.